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da-pikmin-coder:

Luffy loses his mind

abbleremorse:

Gets 3 XP for wandering into a corner of my bathroom I’ve technically never set a literal foot in before and I see the floating text ‘DISCOVERED: CHOLERA COLONY’ seemingly appear out of thin air before gently fading away

transntired:

gallifreyanwriter:

perlukafarinn:

every time supernatural references fortnite i think of that screencap with steve buscemi going ‘what’s up fellow kids’

Every time they do WHAT

Its still airing??!!

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moonlandingwasfaked:

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HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

zagreus:

zagreus:

some of monty python’s flying circus really doesn’t hold up that well in hindsight but the argument sketch? that’s fucking classic

it’s just so funny on every level, and the timing’s fucking impeccable

littlemissgg:

willow-wanderings:

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

kumasenpai:

omarthegrouch:

When I see folks didn’t like Deadpool, I’m like whatever. People like different things. I don’t even like Deadpool as a character but the movie was dope. Anyway, if you didn’t like it because it was short or it felt cheap and underdeveloped, that’s because it was. It was kinda set up to fail.
They were given the greenlight the way an impatient parent says ‘fine you can have a dog but if it pisses on the rug, I’m gonna shoot it.’ They had less than a year to complete the movie and were given a budget of 58 million when the average superhero movie budget is between $150-250 million. AND Fox had the nerve to take money out of the budget so they had to write around the money. So Deadpool only having a few bullets? Budget. Forgetting his guns in the car so he can’t use them in the final fight? Budget. Only 2 low profile X-men around, one of which had never been seen before? Budget.
And they still managed to make crazy amounts of money and break all kinds of records. I just feel like it’s worth knowing whether you like it or not because I ended up liking the movie a lot more after knowing what they were working against. Deadpool is like the indie movie of this superhero shit

Hey guys look at this damn film nerd

Look at this film nerd pointing out this massive SUCCESS STORY.

Bonus points for Deadpool making massive amounts of money despite being released in a fucking DEADZONE and being rated R.

An R rating automatically limits the audience, so it was basically kneecapped from the get-go because fewer people would even be able to see it. Releasing the movie in fucking February was a damn near deliberate attempt on its life. February is where movies go to die, ok, even the cheesy date movies don’t always make it out alive.

They didn’t want this movie made in the first place, greenlit it to stop the nagging, gave it a ridiculously tiny budget and then CUT IT DOWN EVEN MORE later on forcing several very hurried bits of rewriting (this is where a few extra digs at the studio were added, because they fucking deserved it), tried to argue against an R rating and when that failed, they tried to kill it by dumping it in the fucking release date graveyard.

And it still made ridiculous amounts of money.
That’s like winning the Kentucky Derby on a 3-legged donkey; “Massive success” is a bit of an understatement.

Which is a PERFECT story for Deadpool - the fucker no one wanted who dug in and survived. My hero.

fartgallery:

boss: i need you to come do something

me: this is so cryptic what the fuck

boss: you cant keep saying that to get out of work

me: im shaking what does this mean

gordieslachance:

straightishimaru:

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

you can say Harry Potter it’s okay

closet-keys:

My brother was diagnosed with depression years before I was, and because of that he started therapy years before I did.

I still remember when I was a young teen and he was playing a Nirvana song and he stopped it at this one line: “I miss the comfort of being sad”

He told me that when you start to get better, there’s a part of you that misses being sad and that if you start feeling that way you have to be extra extra aware and careful because if you indulge the feeling you’ll go down a self-destructive spiral

And even though that was years and years ago, I think about it all the time. Especially when I’m reading discourse on the idea of getting so attached to mental illness as an identity that you don’t want to improve things because you feel safe in it and don’t know who you are without it

I always think of that line “I miss the comfort of being sad” and my brother’s warning

lesbianherstorian:

“REVOLUTION: it’s just a kiss away ⚢” from the feminist periodical everywoman vol. 2 no. 10, july 1971